Look, we get it. You have a Netflix queue that isn't going to watch itself. Here's the laziest possible system for keeping your home exterior looking sharp in South Florida.
January: Walk outside, sip coffee, look at your driveway. That's the whole task. You're just gathering intelligence.
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Book a Mobile DetailApril / May (right before rainy season): Schedule a pressure wash. This way you're not starting the wet season with a dirty surface that's about to get six months of mold party.
October / November (right after rainy season): Another pressure wash. Because yes, mold absolutely threw a six-month rager on your pavers and somebody has to clean up.
Windows: Every six months. Or whenever you realize you can't see your neighbor's questionable landscaping clearly enough to feel superior about yours.
Your car: Monthly mobile detail. So you stop being quietly embarrassed at school pickup and start being the parent with the suspiciously clean SUV.
The secret to a clean home exterior is delegating. You're welcome.